Listen up, scrubs. This here is a six-time gilded, multi-coveted, ultimate gamer. You will never find a man whom makes this Earth quake more than yours truly. This profile (and pft, like I need one) is to represent my sheer superiority and higher class. You know nothing of my gamer wit, and with it I will smite you on any playing field. Don't believe me? Too bad, I don't take 1v1 appointments, and I sure as hell never read your pitiful messages. So, here's the deal, kid. If I'm online, don't you ever touch that "send message" button. It won't even work because I've got GabeN in my back pocket, and he custom designed my specific Steam client so I could work faster, harder, and better than all of you half-wits.

Use my profile as a creed. You should love it, memorize it, and embody it. But, just know you will never achieve the inner power in which I've developed and mastered.

Good luck, loser. I'll see you in the cyber-scape.