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I was a Gherkin running naked through the wilderness. Than I awoke to become a salami, a salami who had an Olive inside of him. You see I was a pregnant salami. The olive came out of my little white holes to be gobbled up by the National Animal of Scotland, thats right the Unicorn!

As I grieved for my digesting son I felt a ripping sensation than I looked up to see Wood, the wood of George Washington's teeth. As George Washington began to chew me, I saw it emerge from his throat it was the ghost of former Conservative Prime Minister and ultimate bachelor Edward Heath! As I bowed down to Heath he entered me through the nostrils, I than became the slightly eyebrowless but still amazingly awesome Edward Heath. Than I escaped and was in a pair of dark trousers filled with pink marshmallows and as I bounced on their bounciness I saw something familiar it was my so, the one who was inside me my Olive! As we came together we hugged as the pants around us exploded from a gastronomic fart. I made it, my son did not as

I was being stitched together by a strange man known only as the doctor I cried out my inner fatty oils, and I laid still, he than handed me the deli meat stone. I than evolved like a Pikachu to Raichu on touch, from my regular Plain flavoured Salami to Ultra Spice Salami. I than became the best deli meat no one ever was surviving a cooking from Bowser and some strange pills from Dr Mario. Alas I must go now but my journey has just begun and so has yours my internet friends!