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hey man. I am the owner of crystal-gaming. i saw you made a user on the website. just want to inform you that the comunity was shut down i longer than 1 year ago :P

@GeneralBreadGod maybe you should drink some bleach

Does not like toast

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YOU BAN ME YOU ♥♥♥♥!

I sexually Identify as Instant Ramen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being cooked in only 3 minutes. People say to me that a person being a type of noodle is Impossible and I'm super unhealthy, but I don't care, I'm tasty. I'm having a plastic surgeon install dry blocks of noodles and seasoning packets on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Maruchan" and respect my right to be sold at stores for only ¢20. If you can't accept me you're a ramephobe and need to check your instantaneous privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.