-rep got pokemon brain

hop on

:iloveu:᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ 𝑯͏𝒂͏𝒗͏𝒆͏ 𝒂͏ 𝒈͏𝒓͏𝒆͏𝒂͏𝒕͏ 𝒘͏𝒆͏𝒆͏𝒌͏𝒆͏𝒏͏𝒅͏ 𝒎͏𝒚͏ 𝒅͏𝒆͏𝒂͏𝒓͏ 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌

᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦? ᠌ ᠌ ᠌

chewk legwin, da big cheez 🧀

I'm just a farmer in Idaho. I wake up and take a shower with a peeled potato instead of a bar of soap. Then I shuck potatoes on the porch while I watch the sunrise, and keep a steady eye on my potato field. Once I finish that, I get on to watering my potatoes. Each of them deserves a good gulp. Every so often, one of them city-folk saleswomen comes by to offer me a time share or a set of them encyclone pediatrics or what have you. I invite her into my garage out of the Idaho summer heat. No one is allowed into my garage except me. So I kill her and chop off and freeze her feet with the high heeled shoes still on. The rest of the body is of no use, so I just throw it under the big ol pile of potato skins to rot and become fertilizer. Some nights when the potatoes don't get my rocks off, I go down into my basement and masturbate to the frozen feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7oUOUEEi4