Did you know that by simply inject 300 kilograms of black tar heroin directly into your urethra every 3-6 months you can gain the strength of over 100 men. I know this sounds crazy but the healing power of the heroin combined with the dosage will in fact give you the body of the mythic creature known as the UltraChad.

𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸, 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂

𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝒹

𝓗𝓲, 𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭. 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓮.

𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮, 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠