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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 3:37pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 5:06pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:41am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 4:56pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:58am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:56am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:56am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:40am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 4:52pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:54am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:54am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:13am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 3:23pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 3:24pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 4:57pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 2:04am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 2:01am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 2:05am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 2:13am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 2:27am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:54am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 11:18am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 10:53am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:54am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 3:03am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 3:13am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 3:10am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 5:11pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 3:21am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 3:33am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 3:24pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 3:40pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 3:35am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:56am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 5:15am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:27am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 5:03am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 3:24pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2014 @ 5:38pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:25am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 1:29am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 2:56am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 5:12am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 10:53am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 11:04am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 10:31am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 11:06am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 11:06am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 10:34am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 11:08am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 11:15am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2014 @ 11:09am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 7:11am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 7:17am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 10:42am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 10:42am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 11:00am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 11:16am

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 11:16am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:07am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:17am

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:17am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:46am

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:46am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:55am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:55am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 10:43am

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 10:43am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 10:49am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 9:29am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 7:08am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2020 @ 6:56am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 10:43am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 11:09am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 10:58am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 11:14am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 11:13am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 11:15am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 11:10am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 11:16am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 10:08am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 10:09am

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2020 @ 10:09am

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2020 @ 11:30am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.