GnomaChompsky
REDACTED   Grosse Ile, Michigan, United States
 
 
Hello, my name is *REDACTED*.
I enjoy long walks on hot coals, my dog will only eat vomit straight from Bruno Mars' mouth, and I have a golden bidet :lewt:
Mountain is life.

On 10/12/14, at 10:32PM EST, I broke the 1,000 hour mark.
On 11/26/14 at 8:47PM EST, I shattered the 2,000 hour mark.
On 1/9/15 at 11:13AM EST, I obliterated the 3,000 hour mark.
On 3/8/15 at 12:54AM EST, I annihilated the 4,000 hour mark.
On 6/25/15 at 5:17PM EST, I liquidated the 5,000 hour mark.
On 10/22/15 at 9:12PM EST, I eradicated the 6,000 hour mark.
On 12/22/15 at 8:20AM EST, I vaporized the 7,000 hour mark.
On 2/15/16 at 7:50PM EST, I rekt the 8,000 hour mark.
On 4/14/16 at 6:52PM EST, I destroyed the 9,000 hour mark.
On 5/30/16 at 12:18PM EST, I passed the 10,000 hour mark.
On 8/4/16 at 10:21PM EST, I eviscerated the 11,000 hour mark.
On 10/6/16 at 11:07AM EST, I nuked the 12,000 hour mark.
On 11/15/16 at 12:07PM EST, I smashed the 13,000 hour mark.
On 1/11/17 at 2:27PM EST, I surpassed the 14,000 hour mark.
On 2/28/17 at 10:15PM EST, I decimated the 15,000 hour mark.
On 4/12/17 at 5:54AM EST, I ascended past the 16,000 hour mark.
On 5/31/17 at 9:57PM EST, I circumvented the 17,000 hour mark.
At some point I made it past 18k.
And at another I kinda stopped caring as much :steamsalty:
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22,015 Hours played
This game is--
This game makes me feel like nothing else has before. It's a surreal experience in how you never stop learning new things about this mysterious mountain lost in a black void...
The way you feel when you start the game for the first time, and you have to do those silly drawings and you have no clue of the implications of them later on.
How curious you are at first dawn, when the mountain speaks to you for the first time.
When you figure out which keys do what, and why.
How satisfying it is to have you first piece of debris hit your mountain.
How you get to feel when you figure out how to move that silly piece of crap.
When you figure out what goes where and why.
When you realize that the mountain is you--
You are the mountain, you get to shape the world around you...
When you figure out how to play your favorite song on the keyboard.
How insignificant you feel when you scroll all the way out, only to see a bloom of light and a dot.
The sadness that fills you heart as your first item-- that you became so attached to-- slowly floats off into space, and you cannot do anything.
When you have to draw a loved one.
When you figure out that you are lost, and the simplist thing like this game can make you find yourself.
When you achieve Zen and realize that....
Mountain is Love.
Mountain is Life.
That is what this game is about.
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LlibLo Jan 12 @ 3:27pm 
The review says 0 hours in the last two weeks... Did the mountain finally end them??


Or did they become Mountain
DrSarcastic Nov 20, 2023 @ 9:57pm 
ITS LIT
DefQon May 3, 2022 @ 12:17pm 
autist mountain dog
Aye Aug 18, 2020 @ 12:43pm 
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Mamkin Investor Dec 27, 2017 @ 8:46am 
:goblet:🎄 Happy new year 🎄:catx:
:powersupply:🎄 Happy new year 🎄:rubin:
:kcoin:🎄 Happy new year 🎄:triangle: