H0M0 GetRektus
 
 
Here I sit and hesitate, shall I shi! or masturbate.

Praise our glorious lord and savior Sir Cactus for Cactus is life, Cactus is love.
God Cactus bless the Narnia in the second dimension in the 666th universe.
Let there be peace in your anus tonight, Amen.
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EmperorMonke Apr 24, 2023 @ 12:51pm 
Funny dood
More8 Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:25pm 
This has to be one of the best steam user names and information!! Very informasturbative! I tip off my hat for you and my hair falls off with it! :)
Kid named finger Aug 18, 2021 @ 1:00pm 
Very nice guy and good pilot
MettSemmel Jul 19, 2021 @ 4:28am 
Very sexy Pilot. Call him up if you need a lift into a hot LZ.

here is a Picture of him saving a huey after coming out of a barrel roll 360 kickflip anti air dodge complete with a Frontside Smith-Grind, Ollie, Laser Flip, Sex Change Powerslide and Semiflip. After the picture was taken he did a Immelmann Turn and landed on a vietnamese all while I was hanging under the heicopter because my laces were stuck.


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Gagarin! May 24, 2021 @ 12:26pm 
You a very hot pilot, comrade! I have an erection from your flight
Джей_килла ヽ(。_°)ノ Jan 17, 2021 @ 3:35pm 
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