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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:46am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:50am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:25am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:21am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 11:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:22am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:19am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:06am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:10am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:13am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 11:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:07am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:05am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:09am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:30am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:32am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:08am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:19am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:32am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:11am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:18am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:45am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:18am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:02pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 6:23am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:44am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:23am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:37am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:20am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:14am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:15am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:09am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:06am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:19am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:11am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:37am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:20am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:20am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:41am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:03am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:24am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:00am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:11am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:34am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 7:38am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:00am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:05am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:12am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:00am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:30am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:41am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:18am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:30am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:00am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:51am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:23am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 5:28am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:39am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:49am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:39am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:25am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:51am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:06am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 2:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 12:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:23pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:08am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:59am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:11am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:38am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:40am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:12am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 2:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:52am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:41am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:19am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:53am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:28am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:33am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:28am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:40pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:04am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 6:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:00am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:32am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:01am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:02am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:52am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:54am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:32am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 12:59pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:58pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:22am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:37am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:57am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:20am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:06am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:21am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:45am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:26am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:12pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:30am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:21am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 12:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:40am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:45am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:52am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:11am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:20am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:19am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:25am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:31am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:00am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:23am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:58am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:58am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:03am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:54pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:31am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:22am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:18am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:18am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:10am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:22am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:37am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:50am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:51am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:43am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:20am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 3:28am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 11:13am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 5:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 7:56pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 5:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:27am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:40am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:39am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:48am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:52pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:25am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 6:02am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:35am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:52am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:43am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:48am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:31am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:33pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:21am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 6:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:29am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:29am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:29am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 6:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:07am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 5:31am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:52am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:32am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:42am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:29am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:03am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 5:29am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:25am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:37am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 4:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:52am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:18am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:53am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:56am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:14am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:05am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:23am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:23am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 1:28pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 6:43am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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