Listen 👂 here kid 😤, i'm thirsty 😧 as hell 😈 and i 💁‍♂️ only drink 😋 two ✌️ things: ⚡️ battery acid ⚗️ and ♥♥♥ 💦. so unless 😒 you have some 🔋 double a's 🔋 lying around 😵 i suggest 🤭 you get those jeans 👖 off 🤤 right 👏♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏 now 👄

🐊 Dear blackpaper... 🔋
→ All intelligent species own cats.
→ Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein
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Yours truly, Toney Speidel (the cat)
📗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167070827 💙

-Rep. Horrible Trader. I found this mans trade on http://♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com a great website for trading and what not. i was going to give him my huntsman case hardened for his karambit forest DDPAT. We were all good and when I sent the steam offer, he checked my steam profile and saw that i was from the Turkey republic. He instantly declined it, and blocked me. I messaged him on skype to which he said . " dont ever call me back you ugly musty dusty crusty ass turkish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥ raisin balls ass ♥♥♥♥♥. I then had to go to therapy, because I was not the same young man I was. I received a box in the mail. It was a cute little box. To my surprise, I opened it and inside was a terrorist C4. I threw it out the window, and it blew up, murdering the entire neighborhood. 10 seconds later, My roof was blown off by an RPG. 50 of the swat team came zipping down from a helicopter bare ass naked, and then I was ♥♥♥♥ on, pissed on, cummed on, and my rectum looked like a burnt cookie.

+rep love you bro