-rep refuses to make the jump to rifled breech loading. His inferior accuracy and loading speed will be his downfall.

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec?

More like Henri de Voulezvouscoucheravecmoi,cesoir!

Shield yourself from my gaze you vile philanderer. I'll have you know I'm a Calvinist that finished top in my class in admonishing stares and self flagellation. You'll eat only rye with untreated canal water from now on.

+rep massive stick up his ass

Massive stick up his ass. Puts words in my mouth and doesn't answer when called out.

Who's Joe