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NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2013 @ 10:10am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2013 @ 8:51am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2013 @ 10:57am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2013 @ 9:19am

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2013 @ 10:42am

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked Aug 14, 2013 @ 8:10am

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2013 @ 7:25am

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Unlocked Aug 17, 2013 @ 2:28am

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2013 @ 10:53am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2013 @ 11:30am



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.