Lookin for the mayor

There is a gunman in my house and I am so scared. Please for the love of god send help to me. I am currently hiding under my grandmother armoir and it looks like there is little hope for me. If your read this please send help before it is too late.

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Have a great week!

Hey I know you, and this is crazy. But sign my petition? I'll have your babies. https://www.change.org/p/god-satan-garry-coleman-let-s-bring-gary-coleman-back-to-life

Once upon a tampon a long time ago...in a galaxy far far away...where no one can hear you scream....banana ♥♥♥♥♥.