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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:34am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:47am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:42am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:48am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:35am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:57am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 8:15pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2019 @ 9:53pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 7:18pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2019 @ 11:02am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2019 @ 10:02pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2019 @ 10:02pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2019 @ 5:12pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 9:15pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 8:13pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 6:49pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 7:12pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 8:08pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 3:48pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:59am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:42am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2019 @ 1:26pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 5:04am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:34am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2019 @ 5:00am