"Honey, is that an ice cream he's holding?"

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"OMG IT'S A GUN!

I grew up in an old farmhouse and we had a septic "tank".

It was a brick lined pit, with a WOODEN cover. My dad just told me never to go near it, or I would die.

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Its 4am and im watching a man in a wrestling suit instruct me on how to make Gundams I don't even own any Gundams please help.

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Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch! I was there when it was written.

when the pan flute hits i feel no pain

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Me: “I’m depressed. What should I do?”

Doctor: “Have you tried watching a cat walk in water on a treadmill synced with stayin alive?”

Me: Depression cured

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNvYcgICPCs

Grilled cheese sandwich will be made with REAL DORRITOS!

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Good Vibes for this rainy afternoom ♡

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Came here for space dolphins. Was not disappointed.

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!
This looks amazing, I am SOO excited for this!!!!
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In Chinese symbolisms cranes symbolize good moral, because they are calm and pretty, and their long legs keep them away from the dirt that is the worldly things. They can symbolize long and meaningful life too, as Daoists believe people who adhere to the way of the Dao ascend to the heavens on the back of cranes. Pine trees also mean long life and good moral... because they are evergreen, and their forms are strong and unyielding, like how many aspire their minds to be like.

>! Spoilers are **cool**. Here, have some:

>! - It was all just a dream.
>! - He was dead the whole time!
>! - They were really the same person.
>! - Rosebud's a sled.

the man sitting in the chair, contemplating the grid world the machine put him in.

> uses water to kill shadow Mario

> shadow Mario escapes by swimming in the water

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Step 1. Put your arm around her.
Step 2. Tell her shes beautiful.
Step 3. Take her home.
Step 4. Make some magic


Disclosure:
The following steps will work every time 3% of the time.

'Declare more Holy Wars, clearly."
Truer words have never been said.
DEUS VULT!

F R I C K

Me: *Wake up at 5 AM*

Me: Nice

Me: *Fall back asleep feeling a premature sense of accomplishment*

Me: wtf

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hihi u make me blush bbygurl~

ahh me too but I can't ＲＥＭＥＭＢＥＲ．．．

peeka boo!

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He missed the part where in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

ikea meatball instruction guide

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takes me back to when life was simple. come home from school run up the old pc and play age of empires till i was told to go bed. this game will always have a special place in my heart 11/10

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"The AI doesn't actually have a plan for prisoners, it just periodically picks something to do to them. It could be torture, release, or it could be torture, torture, torture."

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