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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 11:58pm

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 12:19am

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 9:29pm

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 9:52pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 9:03pm

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 12:11am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 1:07am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 10:18pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked Jan 31, 2023 @ 12:43am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 9:34pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 10:49pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 12:19am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 12:44am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 12:06am

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 10:08pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 11:29pm