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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 10:55am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 1:17am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 1:22am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 11:33am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 11:01am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:15pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 11:05am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 11:12am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 8:28am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:06pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 8:40am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 1:05pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 1:47pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:15pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 11:33am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 2:02pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Jul 6, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Jul 16, 2016 @ 11:38am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 10:18am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 10:59am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 10:26am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 9:01am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:52pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 9:15am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 9:18am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 8:58am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 9:33am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 10:03am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:53pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 11:53am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 9:41am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:39pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:25am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 2:35pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 11:56am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Jun 30, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 5:04am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:50am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 1:39pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Jul 6, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 12:32pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 12:20pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 2:38pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 12:01pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 2:46pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Jul 1, 2020 @ 12:51pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 2:18pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:14pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:18pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Jul 15, 2016 @ 1:30pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:55am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 3:07am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:13pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 12:59pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 8:09am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:10am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 8:00am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 1:14pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:31am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:17am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:40am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:24am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 7:04am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 8:17am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 5:22am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:34pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:23pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:32pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:23pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 6:22am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 6:02am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:09pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:50pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 6:16am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:02pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:07pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:12pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2020 @ 6:20am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Jul 2, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 1:35am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 1:40am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 1:21pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 10:05am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 10:12am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 1:43pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 1:46pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 2:12pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 12:38pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 1:23pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 1:33pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 2:04pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 1:43pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 1:51pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2020 @ 12:58am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 1:56pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 1:59pm