• Name: Madeline / Maddie / 'Vampy' / 'Miss Nips' (I have literal, elongated cuspids with my teeth, so the latter is not to do with my breasts, haha. And yes; I proudly despise the 'Twilight' movies.)

• Age: 33 years old. • Height: 6'0" / 184.7cm - yes - I am indeed tall for a female.

• Relationship status: Married to my husband for 14 years and partner for 16, AJ (a.k.a. ℬeebo - with our three, beautiful children; 13-year-old Pippa, 8-year-old Genevieve, and 5-year-old Max.

• Education: Year 12 Higher School Certificate graduate (studied Ancient History, Advanced English, Drama, Music, Visual Arts, & Senior Science). • Sydney College of the Arts 3-year Bachelor of Performance graduate, with a high distinction (studied Advanced Drama, Music, Fine Arts, & majored in Acting / Theatre Study). • National Institute of Dramatic Art (NIDA) 2-year Performing Arts Masters Degree graduate, with a high distinction. • Sogang University Korean Immersion Program graduate.

• Professions: Florist & plant nursery carer in my mother's business. • Professional dance teacher / choreographer for 30 kids aged 10 to 12 (excluding school holidays). • Acclaimed playwright / author / theatre performer & actress. • Clothing model for assorted retailer publication offices.

• Talents: Dancing. • Drawing. • Painting. • Singing. • Playing guitar / piano. • Song composition. • Acting. • Boxing / kickboxing. • Sport / sharpshooting (yes - I hold both a firearms licence and my own weapons). • Professional gaming (formerly industry-sponsored & recreational). • PC game vehicle / weapon model creation. • Eloquent game reviewing. • Helping friends attain achievements.

(Having the above typed out just spares me the '100 questions' concept with people, anywho. I'm gladly uninterested in being a sycophant or narcissist, as *some* other women act online.)

To my homies, and those from my first account I had stolen / deactivated in 2011; much love!