Watching MoistCactusAUS is so #crikeycore

Consider yourself #blocked
So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.

✔️You done a sexism.

✔️You done a bi-erasure.

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.

✔️You called me "Joe Cuckhold"

Twitter is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet.

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>Driving with friend
>Accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>We both laugh and I unzip his pants
>Park the car while fondling his balls
>Friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>Start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot
>Almost choke on his ♥♥♥♥ because im laughing so hard
>Friend is also laughing his ass off
>He starts making train noises whilst yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>He ♥♥♥♥ and i swallow it all like some stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Kiss my friend and call him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ whilst laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.