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93 of 93 (100%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 4:56pm

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:53pm

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:46am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:37am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:41am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 6:05pm

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:23pm

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:29pm

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 4:55pm

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 12:46am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:13pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:48pm

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:57am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:58am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:52am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:54am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:51am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:57am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:59am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:03am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:13am

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:15pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:49am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:46am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:32am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:51am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:24am

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 1:42am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:18pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:18pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:26pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:03am

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:15am

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:16am

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:26am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:21am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:53pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 9:03pm

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:30pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:36am

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:36am

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:09am

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:02am

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:16am

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:27am

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:30am

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:00pm

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:10pm

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Throw it all away!

Way to go!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:21pm

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:13pm

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:54pm

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:59pm

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:42pm

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Date poacher!

At least it worked!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:01am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:20pm