"What am I to you?
Am I a joke, your knight, or your brother?"

"If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then what are you supposed to do after that? Isn't everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until we devolve into a pile of mush?" - Finn the Human

"S is for sunscreen, but also the sun.
Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun?"

"You can't avoid danger, just go on and try.
No matter you're actions,
you're still gonna die."