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(Eric)
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If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
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How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
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The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of
someone to blame it on.
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Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
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Brian: Peter, are you sure, you've never had much luck telling jokes. [Flash Back to Peter in a net surrounded by apes with guns]
Peter: Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. Hehehehehehe. [Apes ♥♥♥♥ shotguns]
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