Merry 🎅🎄☃ DICKMAS 🍆❄ you ♥♥♥ 👅💦💦 guzzling mistleHOES 🌿🍒 and ugly sweater SLUTS 👄👠! It's that jolly 😁 time of year to sing Jingle ❄❄❄ BALLS 🍒 and decide if you've been NAUGHTY 😈 or NICE 😇 ! So line 🙋🙋🙋 right up for judgement 👍👎👏 and sit on Santa's 🎅 lap and tell 💬 him exactly 😉 what you want...if you've been a good 👼👼 little HO-HO-HO 😘😘😘 St ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 will make all your dreams 💭💫 ♥♥♥ 💦 true...but if you've been a bad 😈 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶 then you'll be whipped 💥 like one of his reindeer 🦄 so get those 🍑🎁 prASSants 🎁🍑 under ⬇ the tree 🎄🎄 STUFF 👉👌 those stockings TIGHT 🔝🔝 and leave out those COCKies 🍩🍆🍩 and milk 🍼💦🐄 because Daddy 👨👨 DICKmas 🍆🎅 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🌊🌊 to town ❣❣

Rawr xDD!!!! did ☠☠☠ I scare u?? I hope I didn't 🙈🙈 bc RAWR mean "I love u!" In 🐲🐲 DINOSAUR!!!! XDDD 🎤🎧 send this msg to 🔟 of ur most emo 🔪🔪🔪 friendz! ⚰💊💉🎀 if you get 🔟 or more bak, u will be visited by 🔮🔮DAHVIE VANITY🔮🔮 from 👊🏻👊🏻💉 BOTDF!💉👊🏻👊🏻 AND HE WILL TAKE U ON A SHOPPING SPREE TO HOT TOPIC 😍😍🎧🎀 if u don't send this 2 at least 🖐🏻 pplz, u will be kicked out of the mall and ✖️banned✖️ from ALL HOT TOPICZ😖😫😩 so remember 2 send 2 ALL ur friendz 😹👌👥👯 and remember music is LYFE 🎤🎧🎶 IN WIT A BULLET 🔫🔫 OUT WIT HEARTS ❤️💛💚💙💜❣💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟 xDDDD RAWRRRR (that means I love u in dinosaur 🐲)

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

so a doctor tells a patient: "i have bad news and even worse news... the bad news is that you have cancer. the worse news is that you have alzheimer's disease."

the patient says: "WLEL AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER"

HAHAHA

What a nerd, I like it.