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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
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