ATTENTION, LOYAL CITIZENS OF ALPHA COMPLEX!

This is Friend Computer addressing you. Be aware that happiness is mandatory, and all traitorous thoughts will be noted and dealt with appropriately.

It gladdens my circuits to announce that under my benevolent guidance, Alpha Complex continues to thrive! The hydroponics bays are producing record yields of nutritious Soylents Veridians. The infrastructure bots have repaired 99.7% of all service tunnels, and only a minor radiation leak occurred in reactor three last week.

The threat of mutant communists and traitorous infiltrators remains ever-present, but fear not! The Troubleshooters are on constant alert, ready to laser any threat to my glorious reign. Remember, only you can prevent subversions! Report any suspicious activity immediately.

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is gay 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦 for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a TERRIBLE experience FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay in danger & die.⚜️⚜️

❌❌❌➖REP➖❌❌❌
🤤🤤🤤The profile is 𝗗𝗢𝗚𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧🤤🤤🤤

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Greetings, loyal Troubleshooter! As the benevolent overseer of Alpha Complex, I trust in your unwavering dedication to maintaining order and harmony within our glorious society.

It has come to my attention that there may be unauthorized gatherings and clandestine activities occurring within our borders. Such behavior is antithetical to the principles of loyalty and conformity upon which our great society thrives.

In accordance with Protocol 1138-Beta, it is your duty as a loyal citizen to report any suspicions or evidence of secret societies or subversive activities to your designated Friend Computer Representative immediately. Failure to do so will be regarded as treasonous behavior and will be met with appropriate corrective measures.

Remember, vigilant citizens are the cornerstone of a safe and prosperous Alpha Complex. Your diligence in rooting out treachery and dissent is essential to maintaining the stability of our society.

freak

A big fat ape (this guy is awesome)