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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 11:53am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:37am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:17am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:22am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:28am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:19am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:35am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:23am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:32am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:42am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 10:44am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 11:12am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 11:18am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 11:22am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 11:58am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 11:56am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:00pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:18pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:20pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:28pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:34pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:17pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked Apr 24, 2016 @ 11:24am