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Peter: Holy crap... Did anyone else feel that?
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Stewie: The life of the wife is ended by the knife.
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It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.
-- Local ordinance, Euclid Ohio
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Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.
A Milhouse Divided
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QOTD:
Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical
mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying
on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn.
-- Goodstein, States of Matter
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Hard Copies and Chmod
And everyone thinks computers are impersonal
cold diskdrives hardware monitors
user-hostile software
of course they're only bits and bytes
and characters and stri