I ate a crab in one bite, fought a crab, got bit by multiple rabid dogs, got m*lested by a ten-armed man, consoled a crying queen, put a good friend and their horse to rest, got yelled at by an old man for being too ambitious or something, burned a tree, got brutalized by a large angry dog, got beat up by a different old man, got stung by a glowing tadpole.
Oh, and then I booted up the game and enjoyed it.
10/10 would eat crab once more

I ate a crab in one bite, fought a crab, got bit by multiple rabid dogs, got m*lested by a ten-armed man, consoled a crying queen, put a good friend and their horse to rest, got yelled at by an old man for being too ambitious or something, burned a tree, got brutalized by a large angry dog, got beat up by a different old man, got stung by a glowing tadpole. Oh, and then I booted up the game and enjoyed it. 10/10 would eat crab once more