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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:45am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:11am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 11:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:49am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:40am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:13am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:46am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 11:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 12:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:28am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:38am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:16am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:56pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:55am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:45am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:07am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 10:58am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 12:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:13am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:22am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:54pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:38am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:04am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:30am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:14am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:03am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:31am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 1:35am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:22am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 12:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:45am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:27pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:56am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:55am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:58am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:54pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:11am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 12:00am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:19am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:02am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 11:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:45pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:15am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:09am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:00am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:54pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:12pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:04am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 12:22am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 4:23pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 5:13pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:38am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:48am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:57am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:35am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:04am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:23am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:15am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 12:21pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 9:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:22pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 7:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:18am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 11:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 9:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 12:14pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:23pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 11:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:07am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 8:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:59am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 11:01am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:02pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:14am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:30pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:17am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:21am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 9:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:13am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:05am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:08am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 11:36am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:46am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:21am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:15am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:43am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:56am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 11:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 2:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 12:15am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 12:35am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 3:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 4:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 6:00pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 7:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 10:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 11:39am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 9:10pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 11:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:50am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 6:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:56am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 10:10am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 7:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 11:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 8:18pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 8:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 10:57am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 6:58pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 12:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 9:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 4:39am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 7:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 11:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:54am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:21am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 3:54am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:21am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 11:57am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 11:01am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 11:43am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 10:10am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 5:43am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:50am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 11:56am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 4:58am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 4:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 7:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 8:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 11:43am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:38am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 12:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:52am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:50am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 6:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:03am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 11:11pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 9:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked