"I mean let's keep it a hundred here, this is the closest you're getting to female interaction right now."

Sheesh. No need to rub it in.

So as a newbie to this new-fangled concept of "webcam girls" - honestly, I've never even seen a naked lady, ever, in my entire LIFE - what did this game teach me?

Well, these "camgirls" sure do require a lot of maintenance. If you don't keep them regularly supplied with alcohol and cigarettes, for instance, they get so stressed they have to spend time in a health spa just to recuperate. And apparently, there's all kinds of strange items you can purchase in "sex shops" that improve your webcam company's profits (I didn't dare ask how). There's even a chance of these girls catching horrible diseases if you promote them to something called "escorting". Eww.

No doubt about it: it's a nasty, evil world out there. I'm glad they don't mention any of this horrible stuff in Sunday School. Makes for a fairly fun game, though, and it sure does beat the bejesus (sorry God) out of Big Bang Empire. A very solid and entertaining real-time strategy game / management simulator for all the family.

Verdict: 8/10.

UPDATE: Okay, so I've ended up cranking out quite a few hours on this one, which has led me to two conclusions: a. I'm really crap at it (just look at my Achievements), and b. I actually really enjoy it, despite being crap at it. It's a surprisingly challenging game, with simply gorgeous aesthetics, both visually and aurally (the girls have a charming degree of character between them, believe it or not)! So if you think this sounds even remotely like something you might get into, I highly, highly recommend it. A simple enough concept, perhaps, but very clever for what it is.

Adjusted Verdict: 9/10.

SECOND UPDATE: Sigh. Yep. It took me around forty hours, but I finally 100%-ed this game. I guess I must have really, really liked it. I'm gonna miss my girls. Honestly, a top-rate game by almost any standard. Probably the only reason I'm not gonna give it 10/10 is that I'm frankly embarrassed to include a strategy game about managing webcam hos in my very favourite games of all time. My mother would most definitely be ashamed, if she ever found out.

Re-adjusted Verdict: 9.5/10.

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"I mean let's keep it a hundred here, this is the closest you're getting to female interaction right now." Sheesh. No need to rub it in. So as a newbie to this new-fangled concept of "webcam girls" - honestly, I've never even seen a naked lady, ever, in my entire LIFE - what did this game teach me? Well, these "camgirls" sure do require a lot of maintenance. If you don't keep them regularly supplied with alcohol and cigarettes, for instance, they get so stressed they have to spend time in a health spa just to recuperate. And apparently, there's all kinds of strange items you can purchase in "sex shops" that improve your webcam company's profits (I didn't dare ask how). There's even a chance of these girls catching horrible diseases if you promote them to something called "escorting". Eww. No doubt about it: it's a nasty, evil world out there. I'm glad they don't mention any of this horrible stuff in Sunday School. Makes for a fairly fun game, though, and it sure does beat the bejesus (sorry God) out of Big Bang Empire. A very solid and entertaining real-time strategy game / management simulator for all the family. Verdict: 8/10. UPDATE: Okay, so I've ended up cranking out quite a few hours on this one, which has led me to two conclusions: a. I'm really crap at it (just look at my Achievements), and b. I actually really enjoy it, despite being crap at it. It's a surprisingly challenging game, with simply gorgeous aesthetics, both visually and aurally (the girls have a charming degree of character between them, believe it or not)! So if you think this sounds even remotely like something you might get into, I highly, highly recommend it. A simple enough concept, perhaps, but very clever for what it is. Adjusted Verdict: 9/10. SECOND UPDATE: Sigh. Yep. It took me around forty hours, but I finally 100%-ed this game. I guess I must have really, really liked it. I'm gonna miss my girls. Honestly, a top-rate game by almost any standard. Probably the only reason I'm not gonna give it 10/10 is that I'm frankly embarrassed to include a strategy game about managing webcam hos in my very favourite games of all time. My mother would most definitely be ashamed, if she ever found out. Re-adjusted Verdict: 9.5/10. (PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/ http://store.steampowered.com/curator/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games/?appid=398210 Cheers!)