Hey, good morning. Did you know Negan is crazy? Yeah, him are. Kisses Negan :3

Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom. I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and I found that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.

git gud

This boy is the dankest fish in the sea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ajhzlq42f0

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