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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:04am

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 11:41am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 4:11am

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked Jul 28, 2020 @ 6:35am

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 5:12am

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 5:15am

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 5:51am

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 5:54am

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:23am

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:24am

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:29am

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:46am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 10:28am

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2020 @ 6:04am

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 11:41am

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:41am

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:40am

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 6:41am

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked Apr 18, 2020 @ 12:46am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked Apr 17, 2020 @ 11:26pm

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked May 2, 2020 @ 10:35am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked May 17, 2020 @ 5:45am

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked Jun 1, 2020 @ 3:55am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 9:24am

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked Apr 5, 2020 @ 6:19am

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked Apr 28, 2020 @ 8:44pm

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 1:18pm

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked May 3, 2020 @ 1:30am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2020 @ 5:30am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 9:56am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked May 7, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked May 21, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked May 10, 2020 @ 2:18pm