From the great war between pirates versus ninjas the human race had to put a end to this conflict that has been destroying earth. It was upon Sharpshooter Steve and his team with Demo Dave, Recon Carl, Chuck Norris Jr, Iron Man and his brother Matt to assasinate the leaders; Lord Emperor Palpatine of the ninjas and Pirate King Master Splinter. Killing these two is the only way to bring peace and pizza back to the world. But there is more to this story, sharpshooter Steve saves Princess Gabe Newell from the evil lord IceFrog the true reason the war is happening.