GENERAL KENOBI

Hello there

+rep mat master Jakovski

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play hayday sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really suicidal i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really cancer and fun

I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.

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