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Not so fast Morty ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป you heard your mom ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿผ weโ€™ve got adventures ๐Ÿ”ฅ to go on Morty ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ Just you ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ and me ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ”ซ and sometimes your sister ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ฑ and sometimes your mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โš•๏ธ๐ŸŽ but โ€ผ๏ธ NEVER โœ‹ your ๐Ÿ˜ค dad! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ๐Ÿ˜ท You wanna ๐Ÿ™ˆ know why Morty? ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฏ Because he CROSSED me ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ Oh ๐Ÿ˜ต it gets darker Morty ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒš Welcome ๐Ÿ‘ฝ to the ๐Ÿ˜ญ darkest ๐Ÿ˜ˆ year of our ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆadventures ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ซ First 1๏ธโƒฃ thing thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค different โ‰๏ธ No more dad Morty ๐Ÿ†’ He threatened ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž to turn me in ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ to the government ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ™„ so I made him ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ€ and the government ๐Ÿ’ฉ go away ๐Ÿ–• I repla๐Ÿ˜–ced them both ๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒ›as the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ defacto ๐Ÿคก patriarch ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป of your family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆand ๐Ÿ˜ฒ your universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ™Œ Your mom ๐ŸŽ wouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ‘‹ accepted ๐Ÿค me ๐Ÿ™„ if I came home ๐Ÿก without you ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป and your sister ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ so now you know ๐ŸŽ“ the real ๐Ÿ’ฏ reason ๐ŸŒŸ I rescued โ›‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ I JUST ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ TOOK OVER ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ต THE FAMILY ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ MORTY ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ And ๐Ÿ‘€ if you tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ your mom or sister ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ I said any of this ๐Ÿ™Š Iโ€™ll deny it ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค And ๐Ÿ˜ theyโ€™ll take my side ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘ซ because Iโ€™m a ๐Ÿ•บ hero ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ† Morty ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ And now ๐Ÿ‘Š youโ€™re gonna have to do ๐Ÿคน๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ whatever I say ๐Ÿ˜ Morty ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Forever ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•ค๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ’€ And Iโ€™ll go out ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ and find ๐Ÿ”ญ some more ๐Ÿ™€ of that ๐Ÿ‘… Mulan ๐Ÿฅ‹๐ŸŽŽ Szechuan ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸฎTeriyaki ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ dipping sauce ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™ Morty ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ Because thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘‰ what this ๐ŸŽ‰ is all about Morty ๐Ÿ— Thatโ€™s my 1๏ธโƒฃ one โ˜๏ธ arm ๐Ÿคณ man ๐Ÿ•บ Iโ€™m not โŒ driven ๐Ÿš˜ by avenging โœŠ๐Ÿป my dead ๐Ÿ’€ family ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง Morty ๐Ÿ’ง That ๐Ÿคฃ was ๐Ÿ™‰ FAKE โœจ Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ driven ๐Ÿ’จ by finding ๐Ÿ‘€ that ๐Ÿ˜ฉ McNugget ๐Ÿค˜ ๐ŸŸ Sauce ๐Ÿ’ฆ I want ๐Ÿ˜ฑ that ๐Ÿ˜ณ Mulan ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฅ‹ McNugget ๐Ÿคก Sauce ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆMorty ๐Ÿ˜ญ Thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ my series ๐ŸŽฌ arc ๐ŸŒˆ Morty ๐Ÿ‘‘ If it takes โค๏ธ 9 โค๏ธ seasons โค๏ธ I WANT ๐Ÿ˜ซ MY ๐Ÿ‘ MCNUGGET ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ DIPPING SAUCE ๐Ÿ’ฆSZECHUAN ๐Ÿ”ฅ SAUCE MORTY ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ต ITโ€™S ๐Ÿคค GONNA ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธTAKE ๐Ÿš€ US ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป ALL THE WAY ๐Ÿ’ซ TO ๐Ÿ‘‰ THE ๐Ÿ‘‰ END MORTY ๐Ÿ 9๏ธโƒฃ MORE ๐Ÿ’ฐ SEASONS ๐Ÿค– MORTY ๐Ÿ’Ž 9๏ธโƒฃ MORE SEASONS ๐Ÿ™Œ UNTIL I GET ๐ŸŽ THAT ๐Ÿ˜ DIPPING โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ SZECHUAN ๐ŸŽŽ SAUCE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ FOR 9๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ MORE YEARS โŒ›๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ MORTY ๐Ÿ’€ I ๐Ÿ‘ WANT ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ MCNUGGET ๐Ÿ‘ SAUCE ๐Ÿ‘ MORTY ๐Ÿ‘
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German Suplex Oct 5, 2023 @ 3:04pm 
HOE-VID 19 ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

ACHOOโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคง๐ŸคงWhat was thatโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Uh-oh ๐Ÿ˜ฏ looks like you just got ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ corona virus ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

Donโ€™t you know Coronavirus ๐Ÿฆ  ๐Ÿฆ  is โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ to America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคค The world ๐ŸŒ HOE Organization ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘… is calling HOE-VID19 ๐Ÿ—“ a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

No more touching daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿผ until you wash ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿงฝyour dirty ๐Ÿพnasty ๐Ÿคข little ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผfingers โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿปโœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿปfor 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ seconds with sHOEp ๐Ÿงผ and water ๐Ÿ’ง ๐Ÿ‘… otherwise it doesnโ€™t count ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

Time to stop ๐Ÿ›‘ spreading the germs ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค’and start spreading ๐Ÿ˜งyour legs๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿปbecause everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธis TWERKING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆfrom home ๐Ÿก

TAG 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ other coronavirus cucks ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿปotherwise the coronavirus๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ is โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ for you ๐Ÿ†
German Suplex Jul 4, 2022 @ 4:49pm 
____โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’_____________โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
__โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’______________________โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
__โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’____________โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’________________โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’________โ–ˆโ–ˆ___________โ–ˆโ–ˆ_______โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’_____โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’______โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
__โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
________โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
__โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’_____โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’_____โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
________โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
______โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’____โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’_____โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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