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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:30pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 9:51am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 9:54am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:24pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 11:06am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:33pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:38pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:50pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:31am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2020 @ 4:59am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 10:58am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:42am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2020 @ 4:43am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2020 @ 6:19am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Dec 24, 2019 @ 6:12am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:24pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Dec 24, 2019 @ 6:17am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 11:12am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:25am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2019 @ 6:16am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 4:26am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Mar 27, 2020 @ 9:44am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:23am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jan 9, 2020 @ 5:41am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:24pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:24pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 4:24am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Jun 26, 2020 @ 4:52am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:56pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 9:04pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Jan 9, 2020 @ 5:41am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Jan 9, 2020 @ 5:15am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 8:44pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Jan 9, 2020 @ 5:43am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Jun 19, 2020 @ 6:29am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Jan 19, 2020 @ 6:42am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Dec 15, 2019 @ 4:41am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Jun 19, 2020 @ 5:49am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Dec 15, 2019 @ 4:47am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2020 @ 5:26am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 4:17am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Jun 19, 2020 @ 6:12am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:48am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 3:03am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Jan 3, 2020 @ 9:23am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 11:45am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 11:24pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 9:30am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:11pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Jan 2, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:41am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 10:25am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 10:17am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 11:18pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 11:05pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Jan 2, 2020 @ 12:05pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:11pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 10:31am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 9:44am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Mar 19, 2020 @ 7:02am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2019 @ 5:09am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 9:16am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 6:41am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 4:47am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 6:22am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:04am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:58am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:45am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:20am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 4:34am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:45am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 4:50am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 5:01am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Dec 15, 2019 @ 4:26am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 4:52am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 10:58am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 12:24pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 10:58am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:11am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:14am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:20am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 11:58am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 11:02am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:03am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:52am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:49am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 11:44am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:36am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 11:00am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:26am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2019 @ 11:47am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:44am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 4:48am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 7:49am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:01am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:17am

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:31am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 1:39am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 1:32am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:43pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 1:28am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 12:55am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 12:40am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 12:32am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 12:10am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 12:06am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 12:01am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:46pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:50pm