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33 of 85 (39%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked Aug 7, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:32am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 5:38am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked Jan 29, 2020 @ 6:23am

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked Aug 1, 2021 @ 4:31am

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:21am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 10:29am

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:44am

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:36am

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 6:54am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:32am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked Nov 21, 2020 @ 4:33am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked Nov 21, 2020 @ 11:52pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked Nov 21, 2020 @ 11:42pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked Aug 7, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 8:36am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 8:36am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 9:58am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Aug 1, 2021 @ 3:27am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 8:39am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 8:45am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 8:42am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 8:45am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:20am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 8:36am

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 10:08am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:46am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:50am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked Aug 7, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:24am

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked Nov 22, 2020 @ 4:12am

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked Nov 22, 2020 @ 12:24am

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked Aug 1, 2021 @ 2:52am



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
18,630 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
22 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
9 / 75

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
2 / 50

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
480 / 7,200

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
50 / 500

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
0 / 1

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
0 / 1

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
0 / 1

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
0 / 1

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
0 / 1

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
0 / 1

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
0 / 1

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
0 / 1

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
0 / 1

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
0 / 1

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
1 / 12

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 30

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 5

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
0 / 1

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
0 / 1

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
0 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
1 / 3

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
0 / 1

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
0 / 1

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
0 / 1

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1