dataskywalker's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 4:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:39pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 2:47am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 2:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:37pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:25am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:30am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:08am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 11:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:01am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:13am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 11:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 11:47am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:44am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:49am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:23am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:33am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 11:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:21pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:52pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 12:12am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 5:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:20pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:13pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:48am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 7:54pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:41pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 5:08pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 6:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 3:47am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 6:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:47am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 6:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 6:11am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:52am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:39am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 11:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:02am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:35pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 6:45am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 8:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:49am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 3:47am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 5:06am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:35pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:43am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 8:00am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 5:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 11:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 8:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:03am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:41am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 11:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:16pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:10pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:10pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:19am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 3:57am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 4:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 10:34pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 11:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 3:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 6:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 5:06am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 5:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 5:07am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:58am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:44am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:35am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:40am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:30am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 8:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:07am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:38am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:03am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 7:47am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:57am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 8:53am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:27am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:39am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 4:53am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:37am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:20am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:27am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:02pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:29am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:37am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 10:22am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:42pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:48am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 3:49am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 4:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:44am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 8:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 6:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:38am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 10:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 8:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 9:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:20am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 3:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 4:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 6:08am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 3:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 8:19am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 8:19am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:29am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 5:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:27am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:15am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:57am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 4:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:29am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:36am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 3:58pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:35am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 5:26am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 11:41am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:41am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:34am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:44am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:31am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:35am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 4:08am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 8:02am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:50am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 10:53am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 9:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:27am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 9:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:37am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:13am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 3:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:21am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 3:46pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 11:47am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 8:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:46pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 3:40pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 9:49pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 3:48am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:17am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Jan 8 @ 3:44pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 9:05am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 8:00am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 2:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 5:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:27am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:17am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 5:01am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 5:51am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 9:12am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 10:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

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Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:27am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:34am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 5:26am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 12:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:20am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:17am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:58am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 4:51am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 5:53pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 4:41am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 4:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 10:18am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 9:52am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 6:02am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 6:02am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 7:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 4:47am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 9:15am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 27, 2023 @ 2:55pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:23am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:40am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 6:59am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:41am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 10:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 9:44am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:40am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:42am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:42am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:40am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:40am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:40am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 9:45am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:41am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 11:15am