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The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
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Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
2 / 100

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
0 / 100

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
0 / 100

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
0 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
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Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
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Dawnglider

Become auroral.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
0 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
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