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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 3:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 11:43am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 9:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 7:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 12:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 8:46am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 6:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 7:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:51pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 11:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:47am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:45am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 8:47am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 9:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 1:43am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:40am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 7:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 6:57pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:17pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 8:02am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 11:53am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 11:37am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:31pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:20am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:36am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 11:38am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:53am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:53am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:55am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:16am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:24am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:30pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 6:57pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:37am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:51am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:58am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 9:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:27am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 9:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 6:57pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 11:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:47am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:47am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:01am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:29am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:29am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:56am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 1:23pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 1:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 1:43am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 7:04pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 10:41am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 11:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:34am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:47am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:03am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:00am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:45am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:48am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 11:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:17am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:58am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:15pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 10:42am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 11:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 11:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 11:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:47am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:39am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:06pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 9:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 9:37am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:58am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:08am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:51am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:20am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:21am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:33pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:08am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 11:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 10:34am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:40am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:47am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:19am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 2:42pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:43am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:48am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:14pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:27pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 3:34am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:47am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 11:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 3:38am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:27am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 8:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 7:38pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 12:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 12:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 9:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 4:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 3:33am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 11:09am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:42am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:27pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:38pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:47am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 3:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:31am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2022 @ 9:15am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:27am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 10:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:44pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:33am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 11:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 4:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 4:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 10:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 10:42am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2022 @ 9:15am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 4:47pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 10:42am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 5:32am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 5:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 5:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:46am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 11:10am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 1:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 6:13pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 10:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 1:00pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 3:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 3:44pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:06am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:31am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:55am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 3:33am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 11:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 5:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:34am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:32pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 5:32am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2024 @ 4:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 10:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 3:28am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 11:09am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:55am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 8:39am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 3:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 3:44pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 10:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 4:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 11:15am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 11:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 6:53am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 11:31am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 5:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 3:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 6:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 11:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2024 @ 4:34pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:23am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:20am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 10:34am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:00am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 10:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:20am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 7:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 11:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 11:38am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:06am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:21pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:29pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2024 @ 1:16am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:31pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 4:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 11:20am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 9:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2024 @ 12:31pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 11:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 5:32am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:31pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2024 @ 1:16am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:12pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2024 @ 9:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2024 @ 6:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2024 @ 4:34pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2024 @ 2:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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