Ina OwO
Norway
 
 
Having troubles with an Arzuros feasting in your salmon pond? Mizutsune keeps buullying you by blasting you with a water jet from down the block? Chameleos keeps poisoning the neighbours cats? A Bazelguese persistently keeps bombing your house? Or maybe a Valstrax is plotting your inevitable destruction by ambush, and you don't know from where or what to do about it?
Do you have pesky monsters that you need to have handled, but can't do it yourself?

Hi, we here at Kaiju Controll, Kamura (KC,K) are here to help you with any of your monster need from simple wyverns, to the toughest of elder dragons*.

We provide excelent wielders of Longsword, Charge blade and Dual blades.

Your satisfaction is our biggest interest. If you're not satisfied, our OwO (Ornate Weapons Operator) clientel are most likely dead. We stand by being liable fro any incidence, and offer full refund**

(*Elder dragons and apexs may increase the price)
(**In case of a elder dragons and pexs, we traditionally do not offer refund, as they are far more dangerous. A agreement can be made, but is not offerd by default.)
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