⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣶
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣀
⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣶⣿⠛⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠛⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⣀⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀
⠀⠤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿
⠉⠛⣿⣿⣶⣤
⠀⠀⠉⠿⣿⣿⣤
⠀⠀⣀⣤⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠒⠿⠛⠉⠿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⠿⠿⠛

I sexually Identify as a banana. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting on the counter rotting while no one eats me and I secretly plot to kill them via potassium. People say to me that a person being a banana is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a fruit surgeon install a banana peel, that stringy ♥♥♥♥ that is on bananas, and a sticker that is on every banana on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Banna" and respect my right to banana marriage. If you can’t accept me you’re a bananphobe and need to check your fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢀⣶⠏⢉⣠⣤⡤⠤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⢉⣀⣀⠄⠈⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣿⣿⣾⣿⠋⠁⢀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣦⣄⠄⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠙ ⣿⣿⠿⠋⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠄⠶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠋⠄⣀⠘⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⡏⠄⡀⢹⣿⡇ ⡿⠃⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣄⠄⢁⣸⣿⡟⠈⠻⢿⣧⣀⣁⣼⣿⠇ ⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠢⠄⡀⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⢠⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⢀⣰ ⢕⢕⠅⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣿⣿⡄⠛⢀⣦⠈⠛⢁⣼⣿⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡏⣘⢕ ⢕⢕⠅⢓⣕⣕⣕⣕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡵⢀⢕⢕ ⢑⢕⠃⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⢕⢕⢕ ⣆⢕⠄⢱⣄⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢁⢕⢕⠕⢁ ⣿⣦⡀⣿⣿⣷⣶⣬⣍⣛⣛⣛⡛⠿⠿⠿⠛⠛⢛⣛⣉⣭⣤⣂⢜⠕⢑⣡⣴⣿

pls shove ur big fat ♥♥♥♥ down my throat you sex machine

Jam > Jelly

One time when I was 8 I was at the duel arena and I didnt know what pures were and there was a level 65 pure and i was level 80 something and he offered to duel me for my guthix full helm which was like 150k. thinking he was just a noob i thought it would be easy money til he ice blitzed me in my full granite to death. i cried for about 15 minutes til my mom got on there and started asking him to give it back because i was only 8 and i didnt know what i was doing. the guy replied that he would make me think i won it from him if i staked my granite maul and my mom thought he was nice until he ice blitzed me again for my gmaul and i cried to sleep that night.