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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:45am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:36am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:42am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:20am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:24am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:19am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:48am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:35am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:31am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:43pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:21am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:37am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:12am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:21am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:51am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:55am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:19am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:30am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:54am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:50pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:13am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:54am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:49am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:47am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:18am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:42am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:32am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:35am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:17am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:36am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:20am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:18am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:22am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:10am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:41am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:02am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:36am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:50pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:35am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:02am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:48am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:54am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:47am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:30am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:01am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:49pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:57am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:40am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:57am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:51am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:22am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:33am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:32pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:46am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:09pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:20am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:11am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:44am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:18pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:09am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:53pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:38am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:33am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:56am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:24am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:02am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:26am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:01am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:05am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:39am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:58am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:49am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:31am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:30am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:52am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:42am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:38am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:51am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:41am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:01am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:45am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:22am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:38am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:01am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:43am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:23am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:41am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:53pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:23am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:56am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:54am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:12am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:07pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:02am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:23am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:45am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:05am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:10am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:10am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:04am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:51am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:46am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:46am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:22am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:38am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:52am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:56am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:56am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:16am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:49am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:12pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:42am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:27am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:42am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:13am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:35am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:26am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:42am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:32am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:16am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:45am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:00am



Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked