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20 of 27 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 4:03am

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2013 @ 2:09pm

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2013 @ 8:59am

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2013 @ 8:59am

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 2:49pm

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 3:10pm

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2013 @ 2:36pm

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 7:07am

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 3:01am

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 12:45pm

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 12:37pm

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 3:24am

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 3:46am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2013 @ 2:33pm

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 6:30am

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 7:00am

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 7:16am

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 3:01am

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 12:39pm

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2013 @ 3:31am



Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.