Why are you reading this? Why have you gone down this long arduous path of wanting to know more information about me? Do you seek knowledge? Perhaps maybe you're simply so bored with your own mundane existence, that you seek amusement in finding something out about my own life. perhaps the monotony and void of excitement in your life has lead you here? Perhaps maybe you mis-clicked and stumbled upon this bio by mistake. Perhaps maybe you are an assassin, trying to find out more information about me: so you may get closer to me and eliminate me. Perhaps maybe I haven't taken my schizophrenia medication in over 5 months and my keyboard is telling me to rip my own head off to save myself from the shadow people that lurk in the darkness... However likely not; you probably just want to know that I like cats and video games.