"Im a fat homosexual atheist vegan hipster refugee. I vape, crossfit and drink pumpkin spice late. And I have a boyfriend. I also buy 2 new iPhones every month, an extra one in case I "accidentally" drop mine when I want to make an attention post on Instagram, snapchat, vine and kik. I don't use facebook because its waaaay too overrated, but I obviously have another account to check if my friends are having fun without me"

"Many years ago, Europe logged into phpmyadmin and checked its privileges. This granted it infinite bandwidth power"

"Basically IRL +rep"

"I got a call from the swiss government that they needed to ship the entire salt supply to england"

"Maare calm down I can hear your keyboard machine gun sounds from here"

"Joe and I are messaging at 50 messages per minute, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CEO mode 100% ON"

"I've never eaten olive bread so aggressively"

"'Look so i tuned my car right, uhm well my RC car"

- I got a Isaac Asimov book
- You got a csgo skin ??!1

"They can suck our collective ♥♥♥♥♥"

"If a French guy compliments your French, you should stop everything you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing and thanks him"

"that adorable dreadlocked stink bomb"

"Fire up your IDE - or excuse me, lightweight text editor which has 50 plugins installed to give the capabilities of an IDE, but is not an IDE"

"The amount of ♥♥♥♥♥ I would suck for a Skype dark theme"

"I mean the difference between you and me, is that Im being unproductive on a schedule."

- U go to sleep at 9
- 5am + 5 hours = 9am right?

- Incontinent
- Almost sounds like im not in a continent

- that's the only thing we can't seem to outsource yet as humans
- workouts


Danian's:
"A JS extension like Ruby on Rails"
"Is Javascript, Flash ?"
"I still don't understand the difference between a variable and a constant"
"Omg i can't connect to the ftp server with winrar, oh wait"
"I don't mind using Linux and I already know enough for my age, but using it without a GUI makes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tighten by 5%."
"I cleared my cake"
"You can access the DOM in nodejs ?"

"When calling libraries in the headers, I call everything, just in case ..."
"Trello has gone from ikea to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jungle real quick"

- Please don't use this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ class, it's so outdated
- Can we make it so it's ... gooddated ?

- How the ♥♥♥♥ do you know all these keyboard shortcuts on Sublime Text ?
- Well sometimes when i'm mad, i just mash my keyboard and i discover new things

- If you have this kind of "problems" in a company, you're fired within 2 days xD
- That's why im glad im not in a company heuheuheuheuh
- huehueuehuehuehue urfired huehuehuhe

5 Hours before releasing a beta ...
"At this rate the first thing I'll be buying from the money earned will be a bottle of bleach!"

You know maare, I didnt think of this but, we are professional memers. Our memes per minute are hard to keep up with.

'Data: Its hard to make data look good'

"Another one of those -ify services that you really don't need."

- What the ♥♥♥♥ is a f-spinner trick ?
- You drop it on the floor and if it's still spinning then it's a success.

- Omg maare I found new definition for you
- You're PC
- Programmatically Correct

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