And the Lord Gaben sayeth unto thee:

Thou shalt construct a great Ark of Aluminum and Silicon. Make a water-cooling system, and a three-disk RAID configuration drive setup. I will bring ♥♥♥♥♥ to the world, to destroy all technology under the heavens, every device that has a connection, all software that courses circuits. Every technology on Earth shall fail. But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will store software on the Ark - you and your sons and your wife and your sons' wives with you, shall retain access to the software stored therein. You are to bring into the Ark two of every great game series, the original and the sequel, to keep alive with you. You are to take every kind of software update that is available and store it on the Ark.

Go to the ark, you and your family, because I have found you righteous. Take seven copies of any multiplayer game and its sequel, that you shall retain the ability to engage in LAN. Seven days from now I will send ♥♥♥♥♥ to smite the Earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the Earth every piece of technology you have made."