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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:24am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:15am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:37am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:54am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:56am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:49am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:01am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:54am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:23am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:23am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:56am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:08am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:05am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:23am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:55am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:22am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:53am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:59am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:59am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:02am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:50am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:50am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:59am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:52am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:33am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:09pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:49pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:37pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:45am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:46am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:41am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:55am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:00pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:58am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:01pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:28pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:27pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:56am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:07am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:52am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:11pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:06pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:44am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:11pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:22pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:35pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:14am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:29am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:29am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:23am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 10:13pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:24am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:23am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:12pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:45am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:11am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:38am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:37am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:06pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:34pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:11am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:52am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:04am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:47am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:32am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 7:23am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 12:05am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 6:57pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:25pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:32am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:15am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:33pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:33am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:26pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:29pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:36am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:15am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:08pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:40am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:50pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:48am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:49pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:52am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:17pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:56pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:06am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 8:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 8:36am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:13am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:54pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:36am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:30pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 7:20am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 9:10pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:09am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:10am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:23pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:38am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:36am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:59am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:31pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:49pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:20pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 7:20am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 8:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:57am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:32am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:14am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2023 @ 1:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 7:25am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 3:36pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 10:22am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 7:23am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:33pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:42am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:42am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:42am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:31am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:14am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:44pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:30am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 8:32am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 5:38am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:12am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 5:31am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 8:46am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 1:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 5:10am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 8:46am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 8:46am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 12:40pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 2:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2023 @ 12:19am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 5:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:11am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 10:43am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 2:13am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 2:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:22am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 10:07am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 11:12am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 9:37am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 4:32am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 4:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 6:52am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 5:21am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:50am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 6:47am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 4:32am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:27am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2023 @ 1:13am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 2:13am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:25am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:31am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 7:07am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 10:22am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 10:18am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 2:13am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 4:32am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:41am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 4:03am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 12:09pm