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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:48am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:44am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:01am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:30am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:54am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:04am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:30am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:36am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:48am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:50am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 7:53am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 8:03am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:32am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:40am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:35am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:41am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 11:33am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 11:33am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 11:43am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 11:46am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 11:52am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 11:35am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:56am