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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:30am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 8:22am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:28am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:38am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 8:54am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:42am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:04am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 8:40am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:27am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:31am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 2:52am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:15am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:35am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:28am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:26am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:51am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:41am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:44am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 8:47am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 8:59am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 8:39am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 4:48am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 12:11pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:28am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:13am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:25am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:52am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:01am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 12:09pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:21am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 10:08am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:58am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:29am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:25am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:30am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:08am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:40am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 11:52am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:58am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 11:55am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:45am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 9:24am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:17am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 4:44am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:32am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 12:03pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked May 20, 2015 @ 9:54am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:29am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:54am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:33am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:59am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 3:58am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:00am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:59am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:17am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:23am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:15am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:08am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:56am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:29am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:10am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:12am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:13am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:37am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 9:02am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:20am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:10am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 8:51am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:22am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 2:19am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 10:17am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 9:04pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 2:31am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 1:02am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 8:51pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 12:28am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 1:49am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 1:48am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 8:57pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 8:46pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 8:59pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 3:21am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 9:02pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Jan 15, 2019 @ 2:07am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 8:29am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:33pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:08pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:07pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:48pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:20pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 6:59pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 6:42am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 6:51am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:16pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:11pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 6:07am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:10pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:40pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:35pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 6:09am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 6:14am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:46pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 7:33pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 1:50pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:49pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:33pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:44pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:56pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 1:18pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 4:13am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 3:13am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 4:26am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 5:45am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:09pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:01pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 3:29am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 3:52am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 1:44pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:03pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 3:31am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 2:07pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 4:11am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2019 @ 1:41pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2019 @ 3:23am